Pajama Jeans For Men
Oh. My. God.
As if jeggings and junderpants (think never-nude Tobias from Arrested Development) weren’t enough, the latest fashion abomination in women’s wear has now become available for men.
Let’s begin with the premise that pajamas should only be worn in the home…why then would you EVER need a pair of “stylish” pajamas? I am sufficiently embarrassed to say that I live in a world where apparently it is now socially acceptable to wear pajamas outside of the house- truly, this must be a sign of the coming apocalypse. While American fashion has steadily declined to a sometimes too casual norm, this HAS to be crossing some sort of understood line. I mean, if it is suddenly okay to wear pajamas to the grocery store, what will we see next? Crocs being worn at the movie theater? Oh, wait…
**Insert raised fist here**
Men’s Pajama Jeans come in a variety of different washes. Uh, huh. These horrific-excuse-for-pants can be purchased with acid wash detailing. The why-would-you-ever “knockoff” brand made by The Lakeside Collection (hold your breath) sold out in every size- including XL 40/42. Hold my hair back whilst I vomit, I seriously cannot believe that such a thing exists. If I ever caught my boyfriend wearing a pair of Pajama Pants, I would not only demand that he change clothes immediately, but that he also either burned the pants or throw them away.
What do you think, guys and gals? Stroke of genius or mark of the beast?
