Woman Offers Sex for McNuggets
Would you like a b.j. with that dollar meal, sir? I prefer anything I order from McDonald’s to come with a side of prostitution.
People in the parking lot of a McDonald’s in Burbank, California, around 11 p.m. on Wednesday evening were not as amused by sexual coercion. According to the Burbank Leader, a 31-year-old woman, Khadijah Baseer, was seen soliciting herself around the drive-thru trying to score some free chicken nuggets.
Seriously, only in Burbank. Burger King and Wendy’s: this is not your next big idea to beat McDonald’s. Stay in the background, where you belong, and be glad you are not a Del Taco.
Police officer Joshua Kendrick explained that Baseer, the McDonalds enthusiast and part-time hooker, was physically opening peoples’ car doors and offering sexual favors. She did all of this just to get her hands on a different kind of white meat. I know I’m definitely less likely to give money to people that just stand around on the corner, as opposed to the ones that not only shout at me, but actually invade my personal space by forcing their way into my car.
The man that told the police that about Baseers’ actions told them that he was propositioned but had refused. (If you’re buying sex with McNuggets on a Wednesday night it’s probably best to just quietly go home and call it a week.) I get it, times are tough, especially when the drive-thrus only allow cars and the closest thing you have are your Chevro-legs. From personal experience, I know it only takes asking roughly between 2-3 cars to order food for you, even when you have money, before the police swarm and attempt to arrest you. I can only imagine how much quicker the process becomes once illegal prostitution is thrown into the mix.
All this for some McNuggets?! Come on, have some self-respect – shoot for the Chicken Selects at least! McNuggets are, what, like $2? Someone should probably inform Baseer that the McDonald’s price structure is probably not the best to align yourself with in the prostitution game. I’m assuming that the “VIP package” was the 50-piece and that’s only $9. Needless to say, once the police arrived, they promptly put a stop to Lady of the Night: McDonald’s Edition, and arrested Baseer. No word if she ever got those McNuggets.